Sausage The Clown

This is the story of Sausage The Clown.

He didn't dress up much.He would dress down.

And if you asked him, 'why do you frown?'

He would just say, 'I'm Sausage The Clown.'

Millions of kids loved Clarabelle don't ya know.

He got Sausage hooked on Whiskey and blow.

And if you asked him, "Why do you frown?"

He would just say, "I'm Sausage The Clown."

Now Bozo's a legend in the clown hall of fame.

Took Sausage to Vegas, lost it all in the game.

And if you asked him, "Why do you frown?"

He would just say, "I'm Sausage The Clown."

Ronald McDonald corporate clown sell out wretch.

Stole Sausage's wife while he was doing a stretch.

And if you asked him, "Why do you frown?"

He would just say, "I'm Sausage The Clown."

Sausage's nose is red, he toots and he plays.

Stabbed by clowns in the back, too many pies in the face.

And if you asked him, "Why do you frown?"

He would just say, "I'm Sausage The Clown."