
The Kelly Song Collective
This Christmas Song's Been Banned In 70 Countries
This Christmas song’s been banned in 70 countries
So I hope you’ll understand why I can’t sing it twice
It used to be a Christmas Carol then Carol became Carl
So the trans community posted on Facebook…
and it got banned… in 70 countries
and a protest march is planned for Christmas Eve
I sang shepherds watched their flocks by night so PETA drafted a press release
saying shepherds mistreat their sheep
and wanted it banned… in 70 countries
They said beasts of sea or land should not be on your plate
The song was happy and merry toy soldiers, gifts, stockings and fairies
then the Pride people took exception
and wanted it banned… in 70 countries
I don’t think they understand, cause they banned the cops too
The green party’s saving the trees
Jenny Craig says Santa’s obese
Snowmen want Frosty year round
Meth heads want their front teeth found
There used to be a verse about snow but the cocaine abuse advocacy people
put a call into the premier’s office
and got the song banned… in 70 countries
now your favourite weatherman can’t say snow
I sang about the baby Jesus what could be said about that?
Well UNICEF thought he was being exploited
and got the song banned… in all the countries
Including baby grands and prophets too
Elves resent their characterization
Reindeer demand emancipation
Angels hate It’s Wonderful Life
Mrs. Claus ain’t no pole wife
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© Michael Worthington Music 2018
