The Kelly Song Collective
Yer 50
Yer 50 so congrats but I couldn't give a rats
It's all complaining 'bout those brats and the weather
Your eyes have let you down, your boobs almost touch the ground
Your hair has left your crown, not your ears though
What would you give to be twenty again
Bon Jovi's aged better than you
When you say it hurts buddy
You say it cuz it's true
Your waistline keeps expanding, your brain cells keep disbanding
A housecoat means safe landing at nap time
Don't celebrate too hard, you might need CPR
Grim death's not that far take your Lipitor
What would you give to be twenty again
Bruce Jenner's aged better than you
When you say it hurts buddy
You say it cuz it's true
There's not sweet final verse because what could be worse
Than to sit down and rehearse with an old fart
Yer 50 have a ball, Newediuk's just called
I suppose I love you all
© Michael Worthington Music 2015
You're 50, so congrats
but I couldn't give a rats...