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Yer 50

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Yer 50 so congrats but I couldn't give a rats

It's all complaining 'bout those brats and the weather

Your eyes have let you down, your boobs almost touch the ground

Your hair has left your crown, not your ears though

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What would you give to be twenty again

Bon Jovi's aged better than you

When you say it hurts buddy

You say it cuz it's true

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Your waistline keeps expanding, your brain cells keep disbanding

A housecoat means safe landing at nap time

Don't celebrate too hard, you might need CPR

Grim death's not that far take your Lipitor

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What would you give to be twenty again

Bruce Jenner's aged better than you

When you say it hurts buddy

You say it cuz it's true

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There's not sweet final verse because what could be worse

Than to sit down and rehearse with an old fart

Yer 50 have a ball, Newediuk's just called

I suppose I love you all

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© Michael Worthington Music 2015

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You're 50, so congrats

but I couldn't give a rats...

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