
The Kelly Song Collective
Phthalo Blues
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Staring at this canvas it's staring back at me
A haze of magic white is all that I can see
Inspiration's on vacation and the muse is off on the booze
Is it paint thinner I'm smelling or have I got the Phthalo blues
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Sap ain't green with envy, yellow's just a cad
Don't get me started on the permanent red cause I'll go mad
Alizarin ain't so crimson and there's three more whites to choose
Van Dyke is a dick and I have got the Phthalo blues
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My colour wheel is rollin' right outside the door
My fan brush ain't a fan he don't like me anymore
My easel is a weasel I've got no patience for these hues
There ain' t no explanations I have got the Phthalo blues
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© Michael Worthington Music 2016

How could a Bob Ross tribute album not have a song called Phthalo Blues?