In My Religion

 

In my religion there’s no heaven and no hell.

In my religion there’s no devil ever fell.

In my religion there are no virgin mothers.

In my religion there are no Christian Brothers.

In my religion there’s equality for chicks.

In my religion there’s no tolerance for pricks.

In my religion there are no uniforms to wear.

In my religion you can fuck and you can swear.

 

‘Cause my religion has science and logic and you.

And my religion has reason enough to be true.

 

In my religion there’s dignity in death.

In my religion there is fresh and minty breath.

In my religion, no atoning for your sin.

In my religion there’s no word for synonym.

In my religion there are no sacrificial lambs.

In my religion there are milk and honey hams.

In my religion there’s no kosher or halal.

In my religion you can take it all.

 

In my religion there are no holy wars.

In my religion there’s no stoning of the whores.

In my religion you can mutilate yourself.

In my religion, but don’t cut nobody else.

In my religion there’s no bible or koran.

There’s no torah or no tao, and the wind’s your biggest fan.

In my religion there’s no transubstantiation.

In my religion there are tons of subway stations.

 

In my religion you can leave it if you like.

We’ll even give you lunch and send you packing on a bike.

In my religion there is no honour killing.

In my religion each participant is willing.

In my religion there is lots of pumpkin pie.

In my religion there’s no fascist in the sky.

In my religion you don’t supplicate.

In my religion all conceiving’s maculate.

 

In my religion the liturgy is cool.

There’s a swim-up bar with stools and lots of floaties in the pool.

In my religion there are no touchy priests.

In my religion all that rises is the yeast.

© Audsongs 2014

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