
The Kelly Song Collective
Song About Wrestlers
Jimmy Snuka was the superfly
Jack Mulligan had the claw
Nature boy used the figure four
Jack Duggan was the hack saw
Greg the hammer Indian Jay
Leaping Lanny wrote sweet verse
Andre was a giant man
But you dear are the worst
But you’ve got moves I’ve never seen
like the estrogen mind warp submarine
I end up apologizing when you were wrong
The figure five and frozen peas
The stunner and the amputee
Man I could fill another whole damn song
Rowdy Roddy blew the pipes
Let’s just leave that there
I wished you hug like haystack Calhoun
Instead you threw a chair
I’d fall across the table
You’d scream and cut your head
like Jake snake and King Kong Mosca
I would just play dead
You’re not exactly Bobby the brain
I’m not the million dollar man
You’re more like Jimmy mouth of the south
And I’m bald like Hulk Hogan
I’m too young for Whipper Watson
and too old for the Rock
and you love the Sheik and hitman Hart
and beat me round the block
I wish I was the Macho Man
cause your heart is just stone cold
at this point I’d take a body slam
or head lock or toe hold
I’m just your junk yard dog I guess
wish I was big john stud
I’ll happy share a camel clutch
or a suplex or a half nelson or a full nelson or a choke slam or a pile driver or a
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© Michael Worthington Music 2019
