
The Kelly Song Collective
Buck A Beer
Here’s a song for Dougie Ford
And the Ontario Proud citizen horde
From Sarnia to Pembroke, the
Hammer to James Bay
He’s for the people
As long as you’re not gay
I wrote this song called buck a beer
So let’s raise a glass to the new premier
Is that a platform or a lifelong dream
Friends let’s get loaded
And lament the new regime
Buck a beer, buck a beer
Let’s raise a glass to the new premier
Buck a beer, buck a beer
Let’s raise a glass to the new premier
Doug loves himself some fossil fuel
Burn the oil and watch him drool
Cap and trade and renewables
He’s not too keen, but he still stands behind
Anything that’s green
How about this sex education
Notwithstanding a little self palpation
I identify enlightened with dark intent
Try and screw me over
You’ll never get my consent
Can’t deny that boyish grin
Guess we all took it on the chin
He’ll lower taxes and expectations too
But don’t cross the party
Or he will snitch on you
© Michael Worthington Music 2018
