
The Kelly Song Collective
The Way That It Goes
You’re like the deepest sea, and I’m a river.
You agree to disagree, and I beg to differ.
You hold a grudge like Thor holds his hammer.
You guard your ass with equal parts silence and glamour.
That’s the way that it goes.
I’d give you the shirt off my back.
I don’t want to see you in no one else’s clothes.
That’s the way that it goes.
You’re like an evening dove. I’m just a sparrow.
I like your eyes real wide, and I like ‘em narrow.
You like the countryside, you’re like the city.
I like a big production, and I love a ditty.
You’re a county fair, and you’re the circus.
I’m jumping through your hoops to tilt-a-whirl us.
You got a steady job. I got a hobby.
You’re like the penthouse suite. I’m like the lobby.
You’re like an Mp3, but you’re still vinyl.
You’re not yet forty-five. Your groove is spinal.
There’s a blue sky, but we like it stormy.
Precipitate parades always made you horny.
© Audsongs 2019
